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Aries gemini memes in bed
Aries gemini memes in bed







They have most of their fun in the preliminary rounds of sex. I mean, is there really such a thing as having excess partners, if the goal is to live life to the fullest? Most Sagittarius people have this problem. Once a Scorpio is tuned-up, what started as role-play can become a reality.īe sure you have a safe word. They enjoy inflicting pain on their partners, and indulging in the fantasy of dominance and submission.īut beware: Their latent tendency for violence can turn very real.

aries gemini memes in bed

Screwing a Scorpio feels like watching an avalanche come your way and bracing for impact. This sign will have more intimate knowledge of your anatomy than your own doctor/gynecologist, and they'll teach you to get off in ways you'll wish you learned in high school.

aries gemini memes in bed

It's kind of their "thing."Ĭount on getting more than you fucking bargained for. So if you're not into oral, steer clear of Libra. They don't even feel the need for intercourse as they're focused on giving, and they expect to get everything they give in return. You can dress up in black leather, but they'll enjoy the outfit more than the activities that are known to come with it.īeing the sign of partnership, most Libras enjoy foreplay that lasts for hours. Most of their sexual fantasies are very refined. It's rare that a Libra would enjoy roughness in the bedroom. Virgos will also dedicate their attention to detail in life to their activities in the bedroom, studying what makes their partner happy and employing those techniques when they get the chance. That said, their kinks are thematically tied to their prudish reputation.įor instance, if a Virgo feels they are enjoying sex "too much," they'll incorporate punishment into the routine, or they might punish themselves by watching their partner get off with someone else. She printed them all out, put them in a scrapbook to give to him on their anniversary, but then decided to keep it for herself.īeing the sign of the Virgin, Virgos are not as frigid sexually as their reputation says they are. I had one Leo friend who would have her partners take photos of her in the bedroom.

aries gemini memes in bed

If their partner isn't into it, Leos will cut them out just watching themselves alone in the act is enough to get them off later on. They'll turn every sexual act into a production, complete with lights, sound, costumes and - if their partner will allow it - a camera. They like to shine in the bedroom and be the star. Leos want their partners to be submissive, so THEY get all the spotlight. They just won't ever admit it, or ask for it outright. Cancer: Incestuous role-play.Ĭancers generally aren't known for being the kinkiest of the zodiac signs (although every individuals zodiac chart is different, so there are exceptions to this rule), but when they are subject to sexual deviance, it can show up as a preference for incestuous role-playing.ĭressing up your Cancer partner in a diaper and pretending to be his or her mommy or daddy will get them off. Geminis are also known for being excellent at multitasking, so operating machinery while getting off presents a special challenge that prevents boredom. They may not be the kinkiest of the signs, but Geminis enjoy incorporating toys and gadgets that allow them the freedom to both experience something while taking mental notes about the experience as it happens. Geminis are a sign of duality, and being an air sign, they're very mental, which means that sexually they are both the do-er and the onlooker at the same time. hopefully they have the decency to save it for last. However, taken to the extreme, some Taurus people are willing to LITERALLY get down and dirty in the sack, incorporating coprophilia (attraction to filth/dung) and golden showers into their bedroom routine. They love the natural pheromones that the body gives off, and that's great.

aries gemini memes in bed

Taureans love the earthy, natural smells of their partner. You might be known for being a lover of luxury, but it's often been noted that what we are repulsed by - or what we find objectionable in life - we are often attracted to in bed (hence, all the homophobes who are actually gay). In the classic astrology book, "Sexual Astrology," by Joanna Martine Woolfolk, both male and female Aries' are said to enjoy climbing on their partners back in a kinky game of horsey, wearing spurs on their heels and using rope as a reign and bit. You'll tie a guys' balls up with electrical wire and threaten to plug that shit in. Aries are power hungry in the bedroom, especially the women.









Aries gemini memes in bed